Monster Jokes 2
Q: What is a sea monster's favourite dish ?
A: Fish and ships !
Q: Monster: Where do fleas go in winter ?
A: Werewolf: Search me !
Q: Why are monsters forgetful ?
A: Because everything goes in one ear and out the others !
Q: Why did the monster knit herself three socks ?
A: Because she grew another foot !
Q: What is the difference between a huge smelly monster and a sweet ?
A: People like sweets !
Q: What has a purple spotted body, ten hairy legs and big eyes on stalks
?
A: i don't know either but there is one crawling up your leg !
Q: What do you say when you meet a two headed monster ?
A: Hello hello !
Q: What is the best way to speak to a monster ?
A: From a long way away !
Q: What is big, red and prickly, has three eyes and eats rocks ?
A: A big, red, prickly three eyed rock eater !
Q: Why are monsters green ?
A: Because they didn't take their travel sickness pills !
Q: Why do monsters wear glasses ?
A: So they don't bump into other monsters !
Q: What kind of monster has the best hearing ?
A: The eeriest !
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.
Q: What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the
body of his dog?
A: I don't know, but it's great at chasing submarines.
Q: What did the grandfather monster say to his grandson when they hadn't
seen each other for quite awhile?
.A: You gruesome.
