Monster Jokes 1
Q: What's a monster's favorite play?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet
Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack
Q: What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
A: Ghost-Toasties
Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!
Q: Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: NO, they eat the fingers separately.
Q: What do you do with a green monster?
A: Wait until it ripens.
Q: What is a monster's favorite food?
A: Ghoul scout cookies.
Q: What's a monsters favorite bean?
A: A human bean.
Q: How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
.A: Replace the nails with screws.
Q: What type of monster really loves dance music?
.A: The boogieman!
Q: What is a monster's favorite food?
.A: Ghoul scout cookies.
Q: What position does a monster play on the soccer team?
.A: Ghoulie.
Q: What kind of hot dogs do monsters like best?
.A: Hallowieners.
Q: What's the name of the book of socially prominent monsters?
.A: The Book of who's Boo.
Q: Why are monsters forgetful ?
A: Because everything goes in one ear and out the others !
Q: Why did the monster knit herself three socks ?
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A: Because she grew another foot !
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