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6,900 funniest Jokes
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Thursday, February 2, 2012
Monster Jokes 1
Monster Jokes 2
Q: What is a sea monster's favourite dish ?
A: Fish and ships !
Q: Monster: Where do fleas go in winter ?
A: Werewolf: Search me !
Q: Why are monsters forgetful ?
A: Because everything goes in one ear and out the others !
Q: Why did the monster knit herself three socks ?
A: Because she grew another foot !
Q: What is the difference between a huge smelly monster and a sweet ?
A: People like sweets !
Q: What has a purple spotted body, ten hairy legs and big eyes on stalks
?
A: i don't know either but there is one crawling up your leg !
Q: What do you say when you meet a two headed monster ?
A: Hello hello !
Q: What is the best way to speak to a monster ?
A: From a long way away !
Q: What is big, red and prickly, has three eyes and eats rocks ?
A: A big, red, prickly three eyed rock eater !
Q: Why are monsters green ?
A: Because they didn't take their travel sickness pills !
Q: Why do monsters wear glasses ?
A: So they don't bump into other monsters !
Q: What kind of monster has the best hearing ?
A: The eeriest !
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.
Q: What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the
body of his dog?
A: I don't know, but it's great at chasing submarines.
Q: What did the grandfather monster say to his grandson when they hadn't
seen each other for quite awhile?
Monster Jokes 2
Monster Jokes 1
Q: What's a monster's favorite play?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet
Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack
Q: What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
A: Ghost-Toasties
Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!
Q: Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: NO, they eat the fingers separately.
Q: What do you do with a green monster?
A: Wait until it ripens.
Q: What is a monster's favorite food?
A: Ghoul scout cookies.
Q: What's a monsters favorite bean?
A: A human bean.
Q: How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
.A: Replace the nails with screws.
Q: What type of monster really loves dance music?
.A: The boogieman!
Q: What is a monster's favorite food?
.A: Ghoul scout cookies.
Q: What position does a monster play on the soccer team?
.A: Ghoulie.
Q: What kind of hot dogs do monsters like best?
.A: Hallowieners.
Q: What's the name of the book of socially prominent monsters?
.A: The Book of who's Boo.
Q: Why are monsters forgetful ?
A: Because everything goes in one ear and out the others !
Q: Why did the monster knit herself three socks ?
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A: Because she grew another foot !
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